Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
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YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Yes, they’re cuter. But, look at that fucking llama. He may not be ADORABLEASDFGHJKL, but he is one regal looking motherfucker.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
this reminds me of something
ah well
yOU WENT THERE
YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
i want to be written and directed by quentin tarantino
chameleons don’t actually change their own colour to blend into their environments, they change the whole world into chameleon colour and no one even notices
My mom said dinner would be done in 30 minutes and that was 34 minutes ago I’m losing my patience
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce)